The Best Way to Make Masturbation Feel Like Real Sex
My hands-on review of the On a Mission mount by Liberator
I was this close to fucking my couch.
That’s an idea I thought would never cross my mind. I have a pretty high sex drive but I’ve never reached those transcendental levels of horniness, the ones that make everything from hand dryers to microwaved zucchinis seem fuckable.
But I do have a serious case of death grip and I’ve tried just about everything I could to fix it.
I’ve abstained from porn and masturbation for much longer than I wanted to. It was a total bust. Months without either of them didn’t do anything other than make my life more boring than it already was. I got more reading done, but at what cost?
I tried mindfulness in the least New Age-y way I could manage. If I could focus on the kaleidoscopic pleasures of sex instead of my performance anxiety, self-doubt, and negative body image, maybe I could actually finish during sex.
Sadly, no. Those mindset shifts are great and all. They made me feel better about myself and sex is more stimulating since I’ve learned to reframe my mind. I still couldn’t come, though, and that’s really what I was aiming for.
